Excuse Me Bartender, I'd Like To Buy A Beer For...
Dude, How much fun was THAT? A cycle? Really? And a timely grand-slam? You don't see that every day. So, please, have a beer on me. I mean really...thanks for hitting the ball like you mean it (you knocked the snot out of it on that homer). Thanks for helping the team rally and win the game. It was a blast.
Oh, and I'm so glad I dumped Gary Sheffield and picked you up for my fantasy baseball team. You got me 151 points! Oh yeah!