Clifton Phifer Lee
Mr. Lee,
So you don't like it when speedy centerfielders try to bunt off you in the first inning. Too bad. Shall I call the waaaahbulance? Since when is there a rule that you can't lead-off bunt in the first inning? If you would have looked at Go-Go's scouting report for more than 30 seconds, you would have seen that he does that from time to time. It's fitting that he's the one who ultimately beat you by driving in the game winning RBI. You're supposed to be an athelete; field your position! Qwitcherbitchin and sticktopitchin*.
*I totally stole this; I'm pretty sure it's a Howard-ism.
