Monday, August 24, 2009

My Joe Crede Paper Doll

Poor Joe Crede. He's out of the lineup again with a sore back. We all knew when the Twins signed him that he would be sitting out sometimes because of that twice-surgically-repaired back -- especially since they're asking him to play on Field Turf. And, to be honest, I'm not at all disappointed or frustrated with the amount of time he has to take off due to his back.

However, his other body parts are giving him grief. Everything from his right hand swelling due to being hit by a pitch to his ankle turning as he ran the bases. To his credit though, he hasn't landed on the DL.

So I made this awesome paper doll that demonstrates all the ouchies and other issues that have kept him out of the lineup. Wow, it kind of looks like his left leg is totally going to fall off. I just kinda threw in the "Little Bundle of Joy" thing; I'm not saying that he shouldn't have left the team for that.

You gotta admit, the skin-tight uni is pretty sweet. How very 1978.

Now, I'm not complaining at all about the amount of time he's missed. I just feel bad that so many different aches and pains are getting the best of him. And to be clear, I really, really, really want to love Crede. It's so nice to have a real third baseman. His defense is generally fantastic. And his bat's pretty good, too. But, I'm afraid to become too attached because chances are he's going to be gone after this year. This is why I haven't given him a nickname yet.

I'm just glad I'm not making a paper doll for Adrian Beltre.

6 comments:

thrylos98 said...

This is so precious...

Looks like a Brian Buscher Voodoo doll :)

Jim H. said...

His right leg and left arm are OK, so if he were to switch his glove hand and throwing arm, he might not miss so much time. He could the first switch fielder!

mookie5 said...

JimH....

Amazing suggestion. Call Ron up and suggest that (I'm serious).

I watched the stadium cam---only does still photos (Lame) but saw the grass.

Kristy

Betsy said...

yes, the beltre doll would be...umm..awkward. lol

Heidi said...

sad for joey high socks...that's what I call him. I have since he was with the white sox.

Betsy said...

K-bro...can I print this picture and take it to Joe Crede tomorrow? :) It'd be fun!