Energetic and athletic people needed to perform pitching duties for a Major League Baseball club. The ideal candidate would have a pulse, have strong leadership skills, and be able to throw a baseball 60'6". Ability to throw accurately preferred, but not required. Perks include travel to exciting locations, appearances on television, and working with Joe Mauer. Both full-time and part-time positions available. Salary based on qualifications. Contact email@example.com. Deadline to apply is 8/31/09.
Do you think they'd get any qualified applicants? The key word here being qualified.
Monday: Twins 2 - Orioles 1
Tuesday: Twins 7 - Orioles 6
Wednesday: Twins 1 - Orioles 5
Yes, it's great that the Twins won the series. But the wins were so hard. And they're the Orioles.
Who's getting excited about the new stadium. Be sure to visit Betsy's blog for some groovy pictures of it.
I've mentioned before that I love the Cake Wrecks blog. This post is baseball related. And hilarious.