Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Anybody Got a Tums?

Twins 4 - Jays 5 (11)

Scratch that; I need a Prevacid. And a Xanax. And a massage. And a shot of tequila.

*Sigh*

And could it have been any uglier? Or gut wrenching? Or heart breaking? I think not.

I have a chart of how I would like to see some trends for the rest of the season...



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I think I know the problem here. Everywhere I go on the web, I see an article about how great the Twins are. Well, that's pretty un-Minnesotan; we don't like a whole lot of back patting. Maybe if everyone starts doubting them and saying how there's no chance they'll win the division, they'll start playing better and winning. I think they play their best when they're playing as underdogs.

Of course, I can't bring myself to write anything negative, because it wouldn't be sincere. So we really need another blogger to step up and announce that they're terrible. Then maybe they'll start winning like crazy again.

Any takers?

2 comments:

Tricia said...

Mmm...tequila. These losses are really getting to me. My mental health depends far too much on whether the Twins win or lose. They need to start winning again!

S.Rail said...

They're not terrible, But they make me so fusterated (like losing series' to sucky teams). Ah Sigh. They really need to step it up here.