Wow. I almost forgot that Andrew appointed today as Jesse Crain day.
Good thing I have this picture of him that my son drew:
I added the quote, because 1) that song was in my head, and 2) I thought it fit.
Isn't that a nicer image of him than what a lot of Twins fans have in their minds? Something like this:
(Oh, and by the way, when I was googling images if trainwrecks, I learned that there's a kind of pot called "trainwreck." Yeah, I probably shouldn't have clicked the link for it -- I'm at work. I expect a visit from the IT guy very shortly.)