Lies and Ironies -- A Play in Two Acts
Act I
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Twins Fan: So Torii, how's it going with the free agency?
Torii Hunter: It's a headache.
Fan: Who've you been talking to?
Torii: The White Sox, the Rangers, the Royals. Oh, and the Dodgers want to talk to me too.
Fan: So when will you be making a decision?
Torii: Ah, I want to have a peaceful Thanksgiving with my family. I won't decide anything until after that.
Fan: But you're gonna let the Twins have a final shot at a deal before you sign with someone else, right?
Torii: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely.
Fan: So, really? It's not about the money, huh?
Torii: Really. It's not about the money.
Act II
The next morning -- Thanksgiving Day, 2007
TV Sports Dude: Torii Hunter is no longer a Twin. Overnight, he signed a 5-year, 90-million dollar deal with the Angels.
Fan: Torii! Dude! What happened to all that stuff you told me yesterday?
Torii: (laughs) Psych!
Fan: Aahh! So it was about the money. Silly me. I should have known.
Torii: (laughing as he leaves)
Fan: Well, then. Buh-bye.
The End.
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I found some amusing news stories about some former and current players:
- Mariners want Silva to trim the fat - Maybe Boof should found a weight-loss-for-pitchers club and invite Carlos...and CC for that matter, too.
- Ex-Twin LeCroy to manage at Class A - I liked the one commenter's reply that he/she hopes Big Country doesn't teach the young players to eat bugs for money.
- Michael Cuddyer will be celebrity St. Nick - I can't think of a more adorable St. Nick.
3 comments:
I think Silva is going through separation anxiety being 3000 miles away from his buddy, Johan.
Separating anxiety (Torii and Johan) might explain some things... or it could be the lack of exercise.
I was referring to me, btw, with the lack of exercise. *sigh*
Shelley,
I hear you on the lack of exercise thing. Who wants to exercise in these cold, dark climates, anyway?
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