Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts

Saturday, April 21, 2012

I'd Like to Buy a Beer For...

White Sox pitcher Philip Humber for pitching a perfect game against the Seattle Mariners.

Yes, this is the same Philip Humber that was in the Twins system for awhile, acquired in the Johan Santana trade. At 29, he must have been a late-bloomer; he was a minor-league quality player until he hooked on with the White Sox last year. Since then, he's been a pretty good pitcher.

Today, his stuff was on and he was dominant.

So, as much as it pains me to buy a beer for a White Sox player, I'm a good baseball fan, and a big fan of perfect games, and I congratulate Philip Humber.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Orioles at Twins -- It All Evens Out

Recap:

Thursday --  Orioles 2 - Twins 0
Saturday 1 -- Orioles 7 - Twins 3
Saturday 2 -- Orioles 1 - Twins 6
Sunday -- Orioles 0 - Twins 6

Twins split series 2-2
Record: 21-11

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So, even though the Twins probably should have won more than just two of these, we all know it could've been much worse. All the bad finally got evened out with some good.

Thursday's was a snore-fest, made even worse by the fact that I was there (in a happy stroke of luck, I was sitting under the canopy really close to the heat lamps, so at least I wasn't uncomfortable). Pavano pitched well, but then the bats forgot to show up -- they must've been afraid of the cold. But, it did mark the television debut of the Target Field Fair Pole Kestrel. Which is more a sad commentary of the state of the game than it is a happy event for the bird. At least the bird got dinner.

Friday's of course was called due to crappy rain-slush-snow-blech. And, no, I still don't want a roof on the ballpark. Why is that when rain or cold hit Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, or anywhere else, no one says a peep about putting a roof on those ball parks? But, lo, if a Minnesota game gets called, all the wimps (and for some reason, the national media) come out of the woodwork and whine about the lousy weather. Get this all you weather-babies: 1) rain-outs are part of baseball; dealing with the weather is, and should be, part of the game; and 2) if there was a retractable roof on Target Field, it would block that lovely cityscape view (I've been to Miller Park -- you have to look straight up to see the sky).

Saturday's first game was another meh. Liriano pitched kind of ishy, but only a little. It was more of a case of the Orioles' hits just finding gaps and holes -- and a little bit (or maybe quite a bit) of defensive sluggishness. Not the best-played game of the year. At least it was over quickly.

But then, between those games, somewhere in the fancy-schmancy clubhouse/workout room/palace, the defense, the bats, and the pitchers woke up and decided to have some fun. They probably also realized that it would be embarrassing to lose any more games.

They carried their newly re-found good attitude to Sunday's game. And Mother Nature celebrated Mother's Day by evening things out with the weather. It was a lovely day at the park, and a lovely performance by the Twins. It was made extra-special because I got to spend the day with my mom (Hi Mom!), my hubby (Hi Hon!), and my kids (Hi Guys!). It was a perfect day. And it certainly made up for the mind-numbing game on Thursday.

See? It all evened out.

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Speaking of perfect days and things evening out...

I'd like to buy a beer for...


Dallas Braden

If complete games are hot, and complete game shut-outs are hotter, ... etc., perfect games are...well, perfection. It's the single most beautiful thing a baseball player can do. It's baseball rapture. It's a gift directly from the baseball gods. And the scene of him and his grandmother embracing after the game brought me to sniffles.

This particular performance evened out the disturbance in the baseball karma that occurred when A-Rod ran across Braden's pitching mound a few weeks ago -- a violation of baseball's unwritten rules. When Braden protested in the papers, the ever-egotistical Yankee players rallied and replied with comments questioning his importance to the game (and thereby solidifying their own self-important pompousness). Well, who's important now?

And the evening goes a little bit the other way, too. Braden went too far with his grievances with A-Rod. So this defeat of the Rays winds up helping the Yankees.

This does make me feel bad for the Rays, though. They were also the victims of Mark Buehrle's perfect game last season. That's just not fair. Hopefully this wrinkle gets evened out sometime soon.

Oh, and by the way...I know this is the third beer I've awarded in a week, but this is an anomaly. This is really meant to be for special occasions. If this keeps up, I'll drain my virtual beer budget in a hurry.

Friday, May 7, 2010

I'd Like to Buy a Beer For



Jamie Moyer

Complete games are hot. Complete game wins are hotter. Complete game shutouts are smokin'. Complete game shutouts by 47 year old guys are ... ooh la la. ::pant pant::

Here's to you Jamie. I love the old guys. Man, I hope you pitch forever.

Friday, August 14, 2009

I'd Like to Buy a Beer For...


Scott Baker

Look at this line from Friday night's game:

IP

H

R

ER

BB

SO

HR

9.0

2

0

0

0

5

0


Yup. That's right. Nine innings. No runs. That means a complete-game shutout. And that's beer-worthy.

Plus, only two hits, no walks, and five strike outs. That's just darned good pitching.

Thanks Scotty! Those kind of games are a ton of fun! Do it again, please. Oh, and don't forget your ID 'cuz you know you'll get carded.

Oh, and mad props to Jason Kubel for his 5-RBI night.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I'd Like to Buy a Beer For...



Mark Buehrle

No, really.

I have never kept it a secret that I don't like Mark Buehrle very much. He just seems cocky and arrogant -- and he says bad things about the Twins. Besides, he plays for a division rival and helps them win.

However, there are times when a player does something so rare and special, so spectacularly awesome, so wonderfully good, so perfect, that all the ill-will in the world just can't stand up to it.

Mark Buehrle did that today. He achieved the most difficult and amazing of all sporting feats. He pitched a perfect game.

So, Mark, just for today, you made me very happy. And I am very happy for you.

Oh, since I'm such a good mood, I'll buy a beer for DeWayne Wise for that homerun-stealing, game-saving catch in the 9th.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Bartender, Another Beer Here

It's time for me to buy another beer; this time for...



Michael Cuddyer

Because he's my baseball boyfriend and I luv him. I also luv it when boys hit for cycles.

So, Cuddy-Honey, have a beer on me. And keep on hitting, because I also luv it that you're hitting all kinds of homeruns.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Mmmm...Beer

It's Saturday night, and I've got nothing to do. Hubby's away on a trip, and kids are gone too. All my girlfriends are either busy or don't feel like going out. All of this is ok, no big deal really, except I'm in the mood to go out for a beer. I have beer here, but I'm not a fan of drinking alone. So I guess I can pretend I'm going out with someone...hmmm, who should it be? (Oh, calm down. It's just a couple beers, and maybe wings. Besides, I'd totally invite hubby to come along.)

People I'd Take Out for Beer Based Solely on Their Looks:
Johan Santana
Nick Blackburn
Matt Macri
Matt Holliday
David Wright
Albert Pujols
Mike Aviles
Adam Rodriguez from CSI:Miami

People I'd Take Out for Beer Because I Think They'd Be a Ton of Fun and Tell Funny Stories:
Cuddy
Mike Redmond
Nick Punto
Gardy
Boof
Joe Nathan
Bert Blyleven
Kent Hrbek
Duff and Geof from Ace of Cakes
All my blogging and Twitter friends

Well, thinking about this does cheer me up a bunch.

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If you're going to a party to watch the Big Game on Sunday, and it's your job to bring dessert, avoid bringing this cake -- you might get laughed at:


Photo from cakewrecks.blogspot.com

In fact, see this post and this post from Cakewrecks for more hilarious examples of what to avoid bringing to the party.